16 Year old jerks-off in front of breastfeeding mums

Feminists in Tittleworth are livid, after a 16 year old boy, David Persimmon whipped out – what the feminists are describing as – an ‘ostentatious cock’ in front of a breastfeeding clinic yesterday afternoon.

This comes just days after Nigel Farage’s suggestion that breastfeeding women should “sit in the corner” to avoid offending others.

Town Major, Andy Boner said: “I understand what all the upset’s about, but saying that, I remember when I was his age. I’d whip my cock all the bleeding time.

“I remember once when the Avon catalogue came through the letterbox and landed so that it opened on the lingerie page. Before I knew it, there I was, beating one off, when all of a sudden the front door opened and my mum walked in. It’s something I have to live with for the rest of my life.”

Tittleworth feminist, Dolly Love said: “If men really think women should go and sit in corners, to do what is the most natural thing in the world, so should these teenage boys who think it’s acceptable to whip out their cocks whenever they see a bit of flesh”.