‘I want leave England’ says Syrian man after watching last night’s This Is England ’90 story

A Syrian man who was granted asylum in the UK earlier this year turned up at a police station in London last night and demanded to be sent “somewhere else” after watching the final episode of This Is England ’90.

Hassan Hassan, 23, told Fermented News: “I watched the programme and did not like it. I went to the police station after watching it and said to them, if this is England I want leave England and go somewhere else.”

Chief Inspector Morris Brass, 52, said: “we asked Mr Hassan where he’d like to go instead, but he wanted us to suggest somewhere nice. I told him that this is a police station, not a travel agent, but Mr Hassan disagreed.

“This debate went on for several minutes until Mr Hassan had had enough and walked back out again. We haven’t seen him since.”


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