Exposed: Jeremy Corbyn’s plans for universal domination!

The plans were discovered yesterday afternoon by retired teas maid Hilda Tilsbury, 78, from Dudley, in an e-mail from the Labour Party. Mrs Tilsbury opened the e-mail expecting it to be about her unanswered question to the party, regarding membership discounts for retired animal carers. Not Jeremy Corbyn’s plans for universal domination.

Mrs Tilsbury said: “I’m not sure why I was sent the e-mail. Maybe I ticked the wrong box on the e-mail system thing or something, I’m not sure. It’s certainly given me cause for concern regarding that Corbyn fellow. Although, when you think about it, he couldn’t be any worse than that Tony Blair could he?

“The e-mail, signed by Mr Corbyn himself, talked about his plans to take over life, the universe and everything. Or something like that. You never know what you’re going to find in your inbox these days.”

It has not yet been confirmed whether the e-mail sent to Mrs Tilsbury was from the Labour Party, or simply an elaborate hoax.

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2 thoughts on “Exposed: Jeremy Corbyn’s plans for universal domination!

  1. What a load of Propaganda Boll*****
    So we are just supposed to take the word of somebody with out a shred of proof
    Shows how desperate the Media is getting.

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